Inktober Day 12: Goodberry No, no, Greg, you drive. I’m spending my next ten turns on these appropriately named berries!
Inktober 2020
Inktober Day 11: Hex Pro tip, Balastar: If you are contained within a Gelatinous Cube, it’s best not to cast Hex.
Inktober Day 10:Magnificent Mansion Greg certainly has his work cut out for him cleaning these walls!
Inktober Day 9: As the denizens of a dungeon drop to their demise, flies frequently feast upon their festering flesh. What is a disembodied skull to do but call upon his SPIRITUAL FLYSWATTER?!
Inktober Day 8: Balastar: “Hey, Greg. Call Lightning.” Greg: “phlbt” Balastar: “No, Call LIGHTNING! Greg: “glrrg” Balastar: “Yes, I’ll hold. Wait, NOOO–!” Lightning: “KRAKA-SHIZZ!”
Inktober Day 7: Balastar still hasn’t figured out that a +10 to Stealth rolls means NOTHING if your Gelatinous Cube doesn’t care about Stealth rolls. “I cast ‘Pass Without Trace,’ not ‘Pass While Leaving a Trace,’ Greg! Do Stealth rolls[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Inktober Day 6: When you have blindsight, lights don’t really mean much to you. They do provide a nice bit of entertainment, though! Just don’t forget you’ve cast them. Sure, they only last a minute, but the terror of an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Inktober Day 5: You realize he is faking this, right? The guy travels around in a giant jelly of poison. If he was going to get sick it would have already happened.
Inktober Day 4: Some days you’re the lightning. Others you’re the rod. But why settle for such trivialities when you can be the imbalance between the Heavens and the crisped-to-be?
Inktober Day 3: It’s quite simple, really: pass a saving throw or everything – EVERYTHING – is hilarious. The scent of decaying flesh. The sight of your wealth leaving shovelful by shovelful. The thought of serving countless life sentences within the confines[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…